is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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