Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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