Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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