Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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