I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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