omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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