I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
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