The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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