Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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