I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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