Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
This toilet bowl is my home.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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