if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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