I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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