Please, let me fuck your mom
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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