I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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