bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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