It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
one two three fourrrrnication!
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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