Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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