That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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