Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
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