doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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