what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
No more Irish car bombs ever.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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