I just saw a hot homeless man
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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