I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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