she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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