How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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