well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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