Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Bring me that man meat
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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