He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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