guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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