I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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