I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
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