About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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