so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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