I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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