Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Randomize
