Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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