do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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