you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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