For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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