I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
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