and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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