ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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