Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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