can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
either way he was missing a nipple.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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