i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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