It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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