i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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