If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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