Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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