Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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