i permit you to call me
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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