Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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