I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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