The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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