Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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